Wasim Bhai aur Uska Tota

Ek din ek lady Dukan se parrot (Tota) kharidne gayi...

Usne Dukandar se kaha WASIM bhai Ek Tota chahiye...

Dukandar ne usko ek Tota dikaya...

Lady ne pucha is Tote ki khas bat kya hai Wasim bhai...

Wasim bhai bole ki ye Tota bolta hai...

Lady ne kaha acchha...

Usne Tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti huin?

"Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai" Tote ne kaha..

Lady ne kaha Wasim bhai ye to bhut badtamij Tota hai gali deta hai.

Wasim bhai use Ander le gaya aur pani main dubaya aur pucha...

Gali dega...

Tota - Han dunga..

Wasim bhai ne phir dubaya aur pucha.. gali dega...

Tota... han dunga....

Wasim ne phir pani main dubaya aur kaha... gali dega..

Is bar Tota maan gaya aur kaha nahi dunga bhai nahi dunga...

Wasim use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ye ab gali nahi dega...

Tab lady ne usse pucha...

Agar mere Ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aaye to tum kya sochoge...

Tote ne kaha.. ki tumhara pati hoga..

Lady..agar do aadmi aaye to kya.

Tota..tumhara pati aur devar,

Lady...agar teen aadmi...

Tota...tumhara pati, devar, aur bhayiya..

Lady ...agar char aadmi aaye to...

Tota.....

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...Wasim bhai pani lao...

Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki

"Behen ki laudi Randi hai".