Husband Wife ke Mast Chutkule

Husband (Jalane ke liye) : "Kal mere khawab main
Ek ladki aai thi...Wah kya ladki the
Wife : "Akeli aayi hogi.??
Husband : "Tum ko kaise pata ??
Wife : "Uska husband mere khuwab
main aaya tha na..

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Husband Wife Se Gusse Se Poochhta Hai
Husband - Aaj Faisala Hokar hi Rahega ki tu Kis-Kis Ke Saath Soti Hai ?
Wife - Kasam Se Main Sirf Aap Ke Saath Hi Soti Hoon Baki Log Sone Kahan Dete Hein.