Pappu ko AIDS ho Gaya

Pappu U.S.A. se apni maa ko phone karta hai.
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Pappu - Maa mujhe AIDS ho gaya hai.
Maa - Tu wapas mat aana BETA
Pappu - Qu maa
Maa - Agar tu aaya to Teri wife ko AIDS ho jayega,
Teri wife se tere BHAI ko Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko, NOKRANI se tere PAPA ko,
Tere PAPA se teri MAUSI ko, Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko, Tere MOUSA se Mujhe,
Mujh se hamare DRIVER ko, driver se teri Bahen ko
Or Agar teri bahen ko hua to sare GAON ko ho jayega..

Gaon ko bacha le beta...