Ek Ladki Doctor ke pass Gayi

Ek Ladki Doctor ke pass test karane gayi
Doctor - You r pregnent..
Ladki - par mene kbhi kisi mard se sex nahi kiya..
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Doctor - to apke pet main bhi insan ki aulad nahi hai...
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kele or mooli ke podhe hai...

Teacher aur Student ke Chutkule

Teacher Student se
Teacher - What is love...?
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Student ka Khatarnak Answer-
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‘L’ ko hath main lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ main dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!

Pappu ka Sahi Jawab

Teacher - Pappu 1 sath kitni balti utha sakte ho?
Pappu - 2 Balti 1 left aur 1 right hath se utha sakta hu
Teacher - Sale chutiye main 1 sath 3 balti utha sakta hu
Pappu : kaise?
Teacher : 1 left hath se, 1 right hath se aur 1 apne Loude par
Pappu sochta hai ki is Haramkhor Master ka kuch karna padega ab
wo bola main 1 sath 5 Baltiya utha sakta hu sir
Teacher: Kaise?

Pappu - 1 left hath se, 1 right hath se aur baki Apko apne Loude
par baitha ke...