English ki Maa Bahan kar di

Lady - Hey Fruit wale Bhaiya, give me some Potatoes Fever...
Fruit wala - "O Meri Bahana ye 'Potatoes Fever' kya hota hai?
Lady - Oh Maye Gaad, U Literacy People! 'Potatoes Fever' means 'Aaloo Bukhara'...

Sardar aur police ka jokes

Ek Sardar bahut fast CAR chala raha tha...
Aur Usko Traffic police ne pakad liya...
Sardar - Sir, main Driving sikh raha hu
Police - Bina kisi teacher ke,
Sardar - han, corespondance course hai na...